Thanks to my friend, Sarah, for sharing!
Friday, May 29, 2009
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
I thought these "words to live by" would do the trick!
If you missed yesterday's post, click here.
- When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
- Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.
- I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.
- Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
- Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.
- Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are hard.
- If it has tires or testicles, it's gonna give you trouble.
- By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.
Monday, May 25, 2009
Because even I find ridiculous and chauvinistic beer advertising funny.
Posted by Ali at 7:37 AM
Friday, May 22, 2009
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Matt and I have watched Dancing With the Stars on-and-off all season. In fact, as I type this, I don't even know who won last night. We usually turned it on for mindless entertainment if there was nothing else to watch.
Last night was one of those nights. It just so happens that we caught Steve Wozinak's dance followed by his infamous "worm." I cannot tell you how hard I laughed when I saw this. No joke, I was snorting, peeing, and struggling to breathe (simultaneously) when I saw him attempt the worm. I don't think I have seen anything so funny in all my life.
Bless his heart.
And if you just want to see the worm and not the rest of the dance, fast-forward to minute 2:15.
Posted by Ali at 7:42 AM
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Monday, May 18, 2009
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Friday, May 15, 2009
A friend shared this link with me.
I tried to pick a favorite, but there are simply too many that make me smile and laugh out loud.
Jane's is not so much funny as it is sweet:
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, Why don't you just keep the ones you got now?
She's got a point there.
Thursday, May 14, 2009
In honor of the two "older" folks who recently won Biggest Loser, I thought I'd share this email forward with you all.
After a while, an older worker had enough. "Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," he said. "I'll bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that building that you won't be able to wheel back."
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Posted by Ali at 7:38 AM
Sunday, May 10, 2009
When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child.
- Sophia Loren
All mothers are working mothers.
God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.
- Jewish Proverb
A man’s work is from sun to sun, but a mother’s work is never done.
There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.
- Chinese Proverb
Posted by Ali at 2:00 PM
The Mom Test
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
'Why?' my daughter asked.
'Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and it probably has germs all over it,' I replied.
At this point, my daughter looked at me in total admiration and asked, 'Momma, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.'
I was thinking quickly and told her, 'All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mom Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mom.'
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, and it was evident that she was pondering this new information.
'Oh, I get it!' she finally beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test you have to be the Dad.'
'Exacty', I replied back with a big smile on my face.
Friday, May 8, 2009
My husband and I get such a kick out of this commercial.
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Posted by Ali at 9:20 AM
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
But don't hold your breath.
Posted by Ali at 8:22 AM