Tuesday, May 26, 2009

To make up for yesterday's terribly chauvinistic post

I thought these "words to live by" would do the trick!

If you missed yesterday's post, click here.

  1. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
  2. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality. 
  3. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.
  4. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself. 
  5. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.
  6. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are hard.
  7. If it has tires or testicles, it's gonna give you trouble.
  8. By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.