In recovery

I am recovering from a very bad day of throw-up and other nonsense requiring immediate action in the restroom. 

I woke up yesterday morning feeling nauseous, and within an hour, I was huggin' the toilet tightly. I'd like you to believe that the night before was wild and consisted of me dancing on table tops thus leaving me horribly hungover yesterday, but we all know I'm not that fun.

Rather I simply fell victim to the ugly creature that goes by the name flu.

Today I am feeling better though not 100%. I'm taking a day to rest and will be back at it tomorrow. 

Until then, I'll be on my couch nibbling on crackers and sucking down Sprite.