For all the ladies

These were sent to me as a forward (there were about a dozen of them; these are the ones that I find most true in my life right now). 

A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG . . .
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER.

I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN, and I HAVE A GUN.

DO NOT START WITH ME.
YOU WILL NOT WIN. 

IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,
SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.