Sunday, November 2, 2008

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Barack Obama: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!

John McCain: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

Hillary Clinton: When I was first lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from day one that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.

George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

Dick Cheney: Where's my gun?

Bill Clinton: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

Al Sharpton: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

Anderson Cooper, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

Nancy Grace: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain. Alone.

Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

Albert Einstein: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

Colonel Sanders: Did I miss one?

*I received this as a forward via email. There were a few more on the list; I selected my favorites from the list to share with you.

2 comments:

Alyssa said...

Hilarious.

House Hunter said...

Saw this and thought of you. Enjoy!

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